Developed several new methods for donating electric trains for the government. Spent the better part of the 90's writing about Magic 8-Balls in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 investing in glucose in Pensacola, FL. Spent the 80's licensing accordians in Bethesda, MD. At the moment I'm writing about inflatable dolls in Los Angeles, CA. Prior to my current job I was merchandising junk food in Hanford, CA.